Jackie Moon: "Nobody move. Nobody move. Where are you precious? Dewie? Everyone just remain seated. I think he left. Dewie? (Bear roars) Everybody panic! Oh, my god, there's a bear in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat. Cover your sodas, Dewie loves sugar."
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Semi-Pro: norefunds.mp3 (389 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)