Deb (Tina Majorino): "Would you like to look like this?"
Napoleon: "This is a girl."
Deb: "Becouse for a limited time only glamour shots by Deb are 75% off."
Napoleon: "I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral."
Deb: "Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts."