Trent Lueders: "Well, here we go, game seven. It all comes down to this, ladies and gentlemen. Who do you like tonight, Jay? Jay?"
Jay Kell: "I like the Christmas babies, Trent! And I like the way my skin feels when I'm wearing my rainbow jacket! (He makes robotic sounds and acts like a robot) By your command."
Trent Lueders: "You're back on drugs, aren't you?"
Jay Kell: "Yes, I am, asshole-face man! (Security comes to take him away) By the power of Gahar, I command thee to vanish!"
Trent Lueders: "Let's see what's happening rinkside."
Jay Kell: "No!"
Trent Lueders: "Well, here comes Lucy the elephant."
Jay Kell: "I cannot be killed but with fire!"
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