Jonah: "Is he depressed?"
Jason: "You depressed?"
Ben: "No, I feel great. I like it."
Jonah: "Ask him if he's gonna kill himself."
Jason: "You gonna kill yourself?"
Ben: "No, I'm not. Okay? Thank you."
Jonah: "Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck. It's dangerous."
Jason: "You shouldn't jerk off with a noose around your neck 'cause it's dangerous."
Ben: "Okay. Very good."
Jonah: "Oh, and tell him if he has to, tell him he needs a teammate or a spotter there."
Jason: "Right. And if you do, um, you should have a teammate or a spotter there."
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