Alison's Mom (Joanna Kerns): "How could you not tell them?"
Alison: "Well, They're not gonna know. I mean, I'm only gonna start to show when I'm like, I don't know, six months or something. Seven months."
Alison's Mom: "Three months."
Alison: "No."
Alison's Mom: "Three months. Fat in the face, jowls, fat ass."
Alison: "Debbie didn't get fat."
Alison's Mom: "Debbie is a freak of nature."