Leah: "Dude, what are you doing here? I'm supposed to come get you at 4:00."
Juno: "Couldn't do it, Leah. It smelled like a dentist's office in there. And there were these horrible magazines with water stains. And then the friggin' receptionist is trying to get me to take these condoms that look like grape suckers. And just babbling away about her friggin' boyfriend's pie balls."
Leah: "Ooh, yum."
Juno: "Oh, and then Su-Chin was there. Yeah. And she was like, 'Oh, hi. Babies have fingernails.' Fingernails."
Leah: "That's gruesome. Do you think the baby could, all like, scratch your vag on the way out? And then it would..."
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