Asian Minister (Rob Schneider): "Hey, may I help you?"
Larry: "Yes, we're, uh... We're, um..."
Asian Minister: "Gay?"
Larry: "Yeah, we're marrying each other."
Asian Minister: "Gay. Civil or religious?"
Chuck: "Religious. I'm Jewish. I don't wanna piss my mother off."
Larry: "I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off."