Chuck: "I'd rather feel a flabby man pec, to be honest with you, but in the name of science, if you need me to hold your bodacious Bahama mamas, or what ever the guys call them nowadays, I'll do it."
Alex: "Yes, go ahead."
Chuck: "Oh! Um--"
Chuck: "Yeah, they're real."
Alex: "Told you."
Chuck: "And creamy. And fun. For someone who would like something like this, this is-- But to me, it's, like, ew. I just got a little nauseous there, touching them. That's funny."
Alex: "Well, you wanna bite?"
Chuck: "No, no, no. Feeling them's enough."