Dave: "Well, I got off work early. And you know my buddy Derrick? Well, he was like, 'I've got this acid, but, I can't do it.' I was all like, 'Well, I'll do it.' So I did it. And, uh, by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So, I decided to get on my bench grinder and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now."
Rod: "Yeah, well, just try and relax."
Dave: "Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face."
Rod: "I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave."
Dave: "Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan."
Rod: "Yeah, well, it's my mom's."
Dave: "Balls, man! Man, we just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it."
Rod: "I didn't see anything."