Michael: "How much is this thing, 'cause, uh, I ain't exactly Thurston Howell, you know?"
Morty: "Lucky for you, it's not in the bar-code system yet. So I'm gonna have to just give it to you."
Michael: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the catch hre, man? Want me to take my shirt off for you? Because I don't play for that team."
Morty: "Hey, man, get out of here."