Borat: "When I buy my wife--"
Car Salesman: "Mm-hmm."
Borat: "Um, at the start, she was a cook good, her vagine work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years, when she was 15, then she become weak. Her voice become a deep. (with a deep voice) 'Borat, Borat.' She a receive hair on her chest and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard."
Car Salesman: "Huh, geez."
Borat: "How do I know that this will not happen with the car?"
Car Salesman: "Cheverolet guarantees you that with a warranty."
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