Borat: "What is a 'not' jokes?"
Pat Haggerty: "A 'not' joke is when we're trying to make fun of something and what we do is, we make a statement that we pretend is true but at the end, we say 'not,' which means it's not true."
Borat: "So teach me how to make one."
Pat Haggerty: "Alright. What color is your suit?"
Borat: "This suit is gray."
Pat Haggerty: "Gray. I would call it blue, okay?"
Borat: "It's gray."
Pat Haggerty: "Alright, it's blue-gray. But it--"
Borat: "Well, it's more gray."
Pat Haggerty: "It's certainly not black, right? Alright, let's say it's gray. But it's not--"
Borat: "It is gray."
Pat Haggerty: "Okay, so a 'not' joke, I would say, 'That suit is black. Not!'"
Borat: "This a suit is not black."
Pat Haggerty: "No, no, 'not' has to be at the end."
Borat: "Oh, okay."
Pat Haggerty: "Okay."
Borat: "This suit is black not."
Pat Haggerty: "This suit is black. Pause. You know what a pause is?"
Borat: "Yes."
Pat Haggerty: "This suit is black. Not!"
Borat: "This suit is black, pause, not."
Pat Haggerty: "No, you don't say 'pause.' This suit is black... That's a pause. Not!"
Borat: "This suit is black..."
Pat Haggerty: "Okay, um-- I don't-- I don't-- I'm not quite--"
Borat: "...Not!"
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