Jimmy: "You know what I got for my tenth birthday? A six-pack of protein shakes and a subscription to Men's Health."
Katie: "I didn't have a tenth birthday. My sister told all my friends I was in jail for armed robbery."
Jimmy: "When I was nine, my dad insisted on having me circumcised to minimize wind resistance."
Katie: "While driving me to skating practice, my parents were in a fatal accident. My brother and sister blame me for their death and they force me to work for them... like a slave."