Jimmy: "You know what I got for my tenth birthday? A six-pack of protein shakes and a subscription to Men's Health."
Katie: "I didn't have a tenth birthday. My sister told all my friends I was in jail for armed robbery."
Jimmy: "When I was nine, my dad insisted on having me circumcised to minimize wind resistance."
Katie: "While driving me to skating practice, my parents were in a fatal accident. My brother and sister blame me for their death and they force me to work for them... like a slave."
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Blades Of Glory: likeaslave.mp3 (235 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)