Female Customer (Jackie Sandler): "Excuse me."
Richie (David Spade): "Yeah?"
Female Customer: "I rented this movie on your recommendation and it's nothing but a lame story with a lot of lesbian sex scenes."
Richie: "And you didn't like it?"
Female Customer: "I watched it with my parents. It was very uncomfortable."
Richie: "Come on, it's kind of hot."
Female Customer: "No, it's not."
Richie: "Alright, I'm sorry. Um, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna recommend this: Haunted Slumber Party. It's actually a pretty decent film."
Female Customer: "No lesbian sex scenes?"
Richie: "I think there's two."
Female Customer: "You're a pig."
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Benchwarmers: sexscenes.mp3 (238 K)
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