Carl: "You've done everything you can to undermine me. You've tried to intimidate me. You've tried to humiliate me. You bastardized my project to the point where it's unrecognizable. But here's the thing, Bob. I don't care. I don't care about this job, and I don't care about you. I care about Molly. She means everything in the world to me. And if you're gonna stand in the way of me trying to win her back, you'd better bring a pretty big candlestick."
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You Me And Dupree: prettybigcandlestick.m4r (1019 K)
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