Willy Wonka: "This is the great glass Wonkavator."
Grandpa Joe: "It's an elevator."
Willy Wonka: "It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways and slantways and longways and backways..."
Charlie: "And frontways?"
Willy Wonka: "...and squareways and front ways and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons. Just press a button and, zing, you're off! And up until now, I've pressed them all... except one. This one. Go ahead, Charlie."
Charlie: "Me? (Wonka nods yes)"
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory: slantways.m4r (994 K)
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