Reporter In Arizona: "Hey, Mike, do you think that we might shut that thing off?"
Mike Teevee (Paris Themmen): "No, are you crazy?"
Mrs. Teevee (Nora 'Dodo' Denney): "He won't answer till the station break."
Reporter: "Mike, the country wants to hear from you! The world is waiting, Mike."
Mike Teevee: "Can't you shut up? I'm busy. Boy, what a great show."