Dewey Cox: "Did you ever have something that you really loved that you accidentally killed or hurt in some way with a machete?"
Darlene Madison (Jenna Fischer): "No."
Dewey Cox: "No, me neither. Wouldn't that be terrible?"
Darlene: "How would you live with yourself?"
Dewey Cox: "I know, right? Exactly."
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