Lucius: "You are not paralyzed!"
Ricky: "I am so paralyzed!"
Lucius: "No, no, no!"
Cal: "Getting a little rough on him."
Lucius: "No, he needs to know!"
Cal: "Okay."
Lucius: "He's always crying!"
Cal: "Tough love, it is. Tough love. Wake up, idiot!"
Ricky: "You wanna know what I am?! You wanna see what my life is?!
Lucius: "Don't do it."
Ricky: "You wanna see what's going on here?"
Cal: "Don't you stick that knife in your leg."
Ricky: "(He sticks the knife in his leg) Awwwwww! Man! Ow!"
Cal: "Hold on, hold on."
Ricky: "Ow!"
Cal: "Hold on, now."
Ricky: "Ow, that hurts!"
Cal: "Walk it off."
Ricky: "Ow, my--!"
Cal: "Walk it off."
Lucius: "Stretch, stretch."
Ricky: "Ow!"
Lucius: "Stretch it out."
Cal: "Hey, man. You can walk!"
Ricky: "Whoo!"
Cal: "You can walk!"
Ricky: "I can walk!"
Cal: "You can walk!"
Ricky: "I think I touched a nerve."
Lucius: "Right there."
Ricky: "I think I got a nerve."
Lucius: "Alright, we got it, we got it! Hold it right there. Hold it right there."
Ricky: "Oh, wait. Maybe-- Maybe don't touch it."
Cal: "Can you feel it?"
Ricky: "I can! Ah!"
Lucius: "We'll use this knife to pry it out. We'll pull it out."
Cal: "Hold on, hold on."
Ricky: "Now we got two-- Now we got two in there."
Cal: "Hold on."
Lucius: "Just don't think about it."
Cal: "Cut around the meat."
Ricky: "We're going down a bad path."
Lucius: "Cut around the meat. Okay."
Cal: "Cut around--"
Lucius: "Stretch it out. Stretch it out."
Ricky: "Ow!"
Cal: "Just take out a plug of meat."
Ricky: "Whoo!"
Lucius: "Right there."
Cal: "Just like a deer."
Lucius: "We gotta wiggle it just a little bit. That's it. Can you feel that?"
Cal: "You can feel that."
Ricky: "Yeah, I feel that."
Lucius: "You are back!"
Ricky: "I love you guys!"
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