Dick Berggren (Himself): "It seems if you either win or crash trying to win."
Ricky: "Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. And nobody can hand with my stuff. Uh, you know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about? That phrase is trademarked not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby Inc."
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Talladega Nights The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby: pissexcellence.m4r (682 K)
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