Cal: "Hey, man, you up?"
Cal: "Wake up, I need to talk to you. I think your house is haunted."
Ricky: "Hey, come on. It's 2:30 in the morning."
Cal: "I can't sleep in here, man. I'm scared."
Ricky: "Look, there's nothing to be scared of. It's a new house, there's a lot of creeks and moans and groans in it."
Cal: "Whoa, put on-- You got your TV on?"
Ricky: "Well, yeah, I fell asleep with it on."
Cal: "Turn on channel 42."
Cal: "Look at them buns."
Ricky: "Well, that is a set of buns."
Cal: "And down, and down, and-- What'-s she doing exercising at 2:30 in the morning?"
Ricky: "Oh, yeah, that's a really good point. Hey, I don't know why I'm talking to you. Do you remember that I hate you?"