Kyle: "Get her a gigolo."
Glenn: "What?"
Kyle: "A guy to have sex with her."
Glenn: "No, she's gonna be 88 and..."
Kyle: "You don't stop liking sex when you're old."
Glenn: "Well, I was thinking more along the line of, um-- Like, she likes afghans and quilts and kind of stuffs."
Kyle: "She's probably got like a million of those in her closet. How many dudes does she have coming over to have sex with her?"
Glenn: "None."
Kyle: "Exactly. Be thoughtful, Glenn."
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Talladega Nights The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby: gigolo.m4r (862 K)
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