Mindy, Liquor Store Cashier (Erica Vittina Phillips): "Was he African?"
Officer Michaels (Seth Rogen): "African"
Officer Slater (Bill Hader): "African"
Mindy, Liquor Store Cashier: "No. He was American and he was like you. He looked just like you."
Officer Michaels: "He was Jewish."
Mindy, Liquor Store Cashier: "Just like you."
Officer Slater: "Jewish"
Officer Michaels: "Okay, Jew"
Officer Slater: "Okay."
Officer Michaels: "It's an odd crime for a Jew to commit."
Officer Slater: "Yeah, they're pretty docile."
Officer Michaels: "Okay, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoddie."
Mindy, Liquor Store Cashier: "No, you don't. No. That's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say? I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew?"
Officer Michaels: "No, I look like a cop."