Reverend Lovejoy (Harry Shearer): "Lord hear our prayer."
Congregation: "Lord hear our prayer."
Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner): "I hate being late."
Homer: "Well, I hate going. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my deathbed."
Marge: "Homer, they can hear you inside."
Homer: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God. (Silence and the congregation stares at him) How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus."
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