Monix: "Get up and run, Coach! You're gonna puke like everybody else!"
Jackie Moon: "I can't puke, Monix! I've never puked in my life, ever!"
Monix: "You're lying to me."
Jackie Moon: "I've been sick before, I've just never puked. Swear on my mother's grave."
Monix: "What about when you were a baby? Babies throw up all the time."
Jackie Moon: "My mom said I never did it. I swear. She said I was fascinating. In fact, the local PBS wanted to do a documentary on me."
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Semi-Pro: neverpuked.m4r (885 K)
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