Monix: "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?"
Jackie Moon: "No, what's the jejunum?"
Monix: "It's part of the small intestine."
Jackie Moon: "I don't think so. I mean, I've been punched in the armpit before, and in the wrist twice. Coccyx, and in the back of the knee. Both eyes, and I've been punched right in my-- my tracheal-- (Monix punches him and the puke starts to bubble up and Jackie makes all sorts of noises and heaves)"
Monix: "Let that out. Go ahead, Jackie. Just let it go. Hey, hey, hey. Get ahold of yourself, Jackie! (Jackie Grabs him) Let go! Hold it in, Jackie. Hold it in! Get off me, bleepdamnit! (Jackie falls on top of him) Jackie! (Jackie pukes on him and Monix screams in terror)"
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