Jackie Moon: "From Peoria, Illinois, this guy, what can I say about him? He's got the hottest girl in the world, I'm not kiddin', cannons, people, big ol' boobies, the luckiest man in Flint, Bee Bee Ellis!"
Lou Redwood: "Well, it's true about what they say about Bee Bee's wife. She has got a tremendous set of boobs."
Dick Pepperfield: "To me, they're too large."
Lou Redwood: "Oh, they're perfect."
Dick Pepperfield: "I don't know, they-- To me, she looks structurally unsound."
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Semi-Pro: bigolboobies.m4r (830 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)