Jackie Moon: "From Peoria, Illinois, this guy, what can I say about him? He's got the hottest girl in the world, I'm not kiddin', cannons, people, big ol' boobies, the luckiest man in Flint, Bee Bee Ellis!"
Lou Redwood: "Well, it's true about what they say about Bee Bee's wife. She has got a tremendous set of boobs."
Dick Pepperfield: "To me, they're too large."
Lou Redwood: "Oh, they're perfect."
Dick Pepperfield: "I don't know, they-- To me, she looks structurally unsound."