Murtogg: "What's your name?"
Jack Sparrow: "Smith. Or Smithy, if you like."
Mullroy: "What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
Murtogg: "Yeah, and no lies."
Jack Sparrow: "Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."
Murtogg: "I said no lies."
Mullroy: ""I think he's telling the truth."
Murtogg: "If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us."
Jack: "Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."