Gibbs: "And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?"
Old Tortuga Pirate: "Truth be told, I never sailed a day in me life. I figured I should get out, see the world while I'm still young."
Gibbs: "You'll do. Make your mark. Next!"
Drunk Tortuga Pirate: "My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give an ass rat's if I live or die."
Gibbs: "Perfect. Next!"
One-Armed Tortuga Pirate: "Me have one arm and a bum leg."
Gibbs: "It's the Crow's nest for you. Next."
Eager Tortuga Pirate: "Ever since I was a little lad, I've always wanted to sail the seas... forever."
Gibbs: "Sooner than you think. Sign the roster."
Eager Tortuga Pirate: "Thanks very much."