Jedediah: "Aaah! Say hello to your little friend!"
Larry: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Jedediah: "Put me down! I don't like to be manhandled!"
Larry: "Just calm down, Jed."
Jedediah: "It doesn't feel good! It makes me feel small and powerless."
Larry: "You done?"
Jedediah: "I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye."
Larry: "Yeah, keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen."
Jedediah: "Now you know my shame. Jedidiah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away. This ain't over! You ain't seen the last of me!"
Larry: "Yeah, I don't wanna hear it, okay?"