Brent (Bill Hader): "We should put this on YouTube."
Alison: "Shut up."
Brent: "This is hilarious."
Alison: "You're an asshole."
Brent: "Look how sweaty you are. You look like Dom DeLuise."
Alison: "I don't need to see it again. It's gonna make me throw up."
Brent: "You look like Jabba the Hutt dying. (immitates Jabba)"