Ben: "When you look at me do you not think at all, like, 'You know, if he just never existed, I would have avoided a massive heap of trouble,' you know?"
Ben's Dad: "Absolutely not. I love you totally and completely. You're the best thing that ever happened to me."
Ben: "I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?"
Ben's Dad: "Yeah."
Ben: "Now I just feel sorry for you you."