Bleeker: "I should be royally ticked off at you, you know. I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."
Juno: "Wh-- What, 'cause I got board and had sex with you and I didn't want to, like, marry you?"
Bleeker: "Like I'd marry you? You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day, because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and-- and the Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz. And you were like, 'I haven't seen this since it came out.' And if so, we should watch it. And then but, 'Oh, no, we should make out instead,' la, la, la."