Rico: "I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. You know how it's just me in a castle. I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards. The only way to bet them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. And then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me just to have sex with them. Which is kind of weird."