Buddy: "I didn't know you had elves working here."
Miles Finch (Peter Dinklage): "Oh, well, you're hilarious, my friend."
Walter: "He doesn't uh... Get back to the story, please."
Miles Finch: "So, on the cover, above the title..."
Buddy: "Does Santa know that you left the workshop?"
Miles Finch: "You know, we're all laughing our asses off..."
Buddy: "Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?"
Walter: "Buddy, go back to the basement."
Miles Finch: "Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life. I've got houses in LA, Paris, and Vail..."
Miles Finch: "...each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! You feelin' strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time."
Buddy: "He's an angry elf."