Buddy (Will Ferrell): "(gasps) Santa's sleigh."
Papa Elf: "You're gonna help me make it fly."
Buddy: "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Papa Elf: "And where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Buddy: "Christmas spirit, everybody knows that."
Papa Elf: "Well, silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Clause."
Buddy: "What? Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that uh, that the parents do it."
Buddy: "That's... That's rediculous. I mean, parents couldn't doo that all in one night. What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them too?"