Jimmy: "What am I supposed to say? No, no, you can't."
Chazz: "It's ringing."
Jimmy: "I can't."
Chazz: "Go!"
Katie Val Waldenberg (Jenna Ficher): "Sorry."
Fairchild: "Maybe it's Nike."
Stranz: "Van Waldenberg Companies."
Chazz: "Talk!"
Jimmy: "I can't!"
Chazz: "Relax!"
Jimmy: "Uh, hi. It's Jimmy MacElroy. Is Katie there?"
Stranz: "It's MacElroy, for her."
Katie: "What? For me? Why?"
Jimmy: "I can't do it."
Chazz: "I'll coach you. Get on the phone."
Fairchild: "Stranz?"
Katie: "Hello?"
Chazz: "Okay. 'Yo, it's the Mac attack. What up?'"
Jimmy: "Yo. Hi. It's the Mac attack. What up?"
Fairchild: "Okay. Say, 'Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower.'"
Katie: "(mouths the word no)"
Stranz: "Sell yourself. "
Fairchild: "Will you be quiet?"
Katie: "You know, you just caught me getting out of the shower."
Jimmy: "She just got out of the shower."
Chazz: "Oh, me likey."
Jimmy: "No, no, no. I have to call her back. This is so rude."
Chazz: "No! Are you insane?"
Jimmy: "Shh. She's gonna hear you."
Chazz: "Get back on the phone. Say 'Shower, I gotta get me one of those 'cause I just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts.'"
Jimmy: "Um, I gotta-- Yeah, shower. I need one of those 'cause I just cot back from the gym doing my squat thrusts."
Fairchild: "'Squat thrusts must be hard, real hard.'"
Katie: "Um, squat thrusts are hard."
Fairchild: "'Real hard.'"
Katie: "Real hard."
Chazz: "'They're hard alright. But it's worth it to get a sweet burn deep in your thigh.'"
Jimmy: "It's worth it to get a deep burn, uh, in my sweet thighs."
Fairchild: "'You know how you can soothe a nasty burn? Pour some sweet cream on it.'"
Katie: "Do you know what you can do for a burn? Pour sweet cream on it."
Chazz: "Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx. Okay, say, 'Sounds to me like your cream needs to be whipped', and then go... (makes a tongue waggling noise)"
Jimmy: "I was wondering if you wanted to get a snow cone sometime?"
Chazz: "What?!"
Katie: "Yeah. I would like to get a snow cone."
Fairchild: "No, no, no, no."
Katie: "I haven't had a snow cone in a couple of years, actually."
Fairchild: "No, you have to be sexy. Say you want a snow boner."
Katie: "Um, okay."
Fairchild: "Snow boner."
Katie: "Yeah, 8:00 tonight. That sounds great. It will, uh, 'get me time to get my jugs waxed.'"
Jimmy: "Okay. Well, I'll see you."
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