Jimmy: "What am I supposed to say? No, no, you can't."
Chazz: "It's ringing."
Jimmy: "I can't."
Chazz: "Go!"
Katie Val Waldenberg (Jenna Ficher): "Sorry."
Fairchild: "Maybe it's Nike."
Stranz: "Van Waldenberg Companies."
Chazz: "Talk!"
Jimmy: "I can't!"
Chazz: "Relax!"
Jimmy: "Uh, hi. It's Jimmy MacElroy. Is Katie there?"
Stranz: "It's MacElroy, for her."
Katie: "What? For me? Why?"
Jimmy: "I can't do it."
Chazz: "I'll coach you. Get on the phone."
Fairchild: "Stranz?"
Katie: "Hello?"
Chazz: "Okay. 'Yo, it's the Mac attack. What up?'"
Jimmy: "Yo. Hi. It's the Mac attack. What up?"
Fairchild: "Okay. Say, 'Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower.'"
Katie: "(mouths the word no)"
Stranz: "Sell yourself. "
Fairchild: "Will you be quiet?"
Katie: "You know, you just caught me getting out of the shower."
Jimmy: "She just got out of the shower."
Chazz: "Oh, me likey."
Jimmy: "No, no, no. I have to call her back. This is so rude."
Chazz: "No! Are you insane?"
Jimmy: "Shh. She's gonna hear you."
Chazz: "Get back on the phone. Say 'Shower, I gotta get me one of those 'cause I just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts.'"
Jimmy: "Um, I gotta-- Yeah, shower. I need one of those 'cause I just cot back from the gym doing my squat thrusts."
Fairchild: "'Squat thrusts must be hard, real hard.'"
Katie: "Um, squat thrusts are hard."
Fairchild: "'Real hard.'"
Katie: "Real hard."
Chazz: "'They're hard alright. But it's worth it to get a sweet burn deep in your thigh.'"
Jimmy: "It's worth it to get a deep burn, uh, in my sweet thighs."
Fairchild: "'You know how you can soothe a nasty burn? Pour some sweet cream on it.'"
Katie: "Do you know what you can do for a burn? Pour sweet cream on it."
Chazz: "Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx. Okay, say, 'Sounds to me like your cream needs to be whipped', and then go... (makes a tongue waggling noise)"
Jimmy: "I was wondering if you wanted to get a snow cone sometime?"
Chazz: "What?!"
Katie: "Yeah. I would like to get a snow cone."
Fairchild: "No, no, no, no."
Katie: "I haven't had a snow cone in a couple of years, actually."
Fairchild: "No, you have to be sexy. Say you want a snow boner."
Katie: "Um, okay."
Fairchild: "Snow boner."
Katie: "Yeah, 8:00 tonight. That sounds great. It will, uh, 'get me time to get my jugs waxed.'"
Jimmy: "Okay. Well, I'll see you."
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Blades Of Glory: illcoachyou.m4r (3782 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)