Chazz: "And then I brush my hair a hundred times with this."
Jimmy: "Cool brush."
Chazz: "Not just a brush but a Verticoli. Handmade in Italy. They carve it out of illegal whalebone. They only make eleven of them a year. This one cost me $12,000 or 30 million lira. Perfectly balanced, low drag, minimal torque."
Jimmy: "How minimal?"
Chazz: "I bet you'd like to know. Hey, help yourself to the Main n' Tail all you want, but don't even look at the the Verticoli. 'Cause I will knock your block off. No exaggeration, I could not love a baby as much as I love this brush."
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Blades Of Glory: coolbrush.m4r (1361 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)