Umpire: "Strike three!"
Richie: "Huh?"
Catcher (Ray Nicholson): "I caught it. You're out."
Richie: "But I ticked it. It hit the bat."
Catcher: "You're still out."
Richie: "You're still fat. I ticked it! Whoo! I ticked it. Gus, you see that?"