Jerry: "I wanted you guys to have a little edge today, so I brought my friend Carlos. He is from the Dominican Republic, and he is one incredible ball player."
Wayne (Tim Meadows): "Carlos, that's great. Uh, how old are you?"
Carlos: "I am 12."
Wayne: "More like 1200."
Carlos: "Check my birth certificate."
Jerry: "He's legit."
Wayne: "You're kidding. This is green crayon."
Carlos's Son (Alastair Douglas): "Papi, Papi!"
Carlos: "Silencio, Mijo."
Wayne: "This your kid?"
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