Brian: "I think I was in love once."
Ron: "Really? What was her name?"
Brian: "I don't remember."
Ron: "That's not a good start but-- but, keep going."
Brian: "She was brazillian or chinese or something wierd. I met her in the bathroom of a K-mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see eachother again."
Ron: "I'm pretty sure that's not love."