Jim's Dad: "Love is very difficult to describe. And I understand the angst. I mean, it's your wedding. And it's natural. It's perfectly natural."
Michelle: "But it's impossible to describe a feeling."
Jim's Dad: "Okay, first, nothing is impossible. So, let's not focus on that. Why do you think, Michelle, they call it 'making love'?"
Michelle: "I don't know. I just call it boning."
Jim's Dad: "Boning. Well, when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not, um, boning, how does he make you feel?"
Michelle: "Horney, like I wanna bone."
Jim's Dad: "But we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear."
Michelle: "Oh, you've never tried it?"
Jim's Dad: "I centainly have. I have. I've boned, from sunrise right through brunch, on more than one occasion. But, but, boning aside, um, I think they call it 'making love' because you have to make love work. You know, it's about compromise and sacrifice. And I think Jim has sacrificed for you. My god, he shaved his entire pubic region, which would baffle most cultures around the world. But, but, he did it, and, and, and he did it for you."
Michelle: "You're right. Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls. Thanks, Dad."
Jim's Dad: "I, I, I wouldn't get into too much detail on that."