Reuben: "I'm not getting back together with you."
Lisa: "What are you talking about? W-why?"
Reuben: "Why? You screwed a Scuba-Diving instructer on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they love? I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay. They serve no purpose. They're purely decorative."