Mitch: "What is it you do, Leonard? For work?"
Leonard: "Oh, work. Oh, um, I'm in the bladder management industry. I sell catheters. I have my own distrobution company. Sure-Flo Medical Appliances. May have heard of it. It's actually named in tribute after my mother. He name was Florence. It's a groth... groth industry, really, because one in three people over 60 either have a flaccid or a spastic bladder, so, in a sense, every 13.5 seconds, a new incontinent is born, as it were. People like you and I have what they call "leakage problems". They can be running, playing tennis, laughing, sneezing, anything. I mean, the good old constipation, you know? You have impacted fecal mass in your rectum. You find that pushing on your bladder."
Mickey: "You know, this might make good, uh..."
Leonard: "You could have all sorts of problems."
Mickey: "...might make good dessert talk."