Narrator: "Oh, no. It was the classic mother-BB gun block. 'You'll shoot your eye out.' That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to kid-dom. But such was my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine that I immediatly began to rebuild the dike."
Ralphie: "I was just kidding. Even though Flick is getting one. I guess I'd just like some Tinkertoys."
Narrator: "I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinkertoys? She'd never buy it."
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A Christmas Story: tinkertoys.m4r (861 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)