Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsly): "Hey, Dad! I'll bet you'll never guess what I got you for Christmas."
The Old Man - Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin): "A new furnace."
Ralphie: "That's a good one, Dad."
Narrator: "My old man was one of the most feared furnace-fighters in northern Indiana."
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A Christmas Story: newfurnace.m4r (511 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)