Miss Shields (Tedde Moore): "I'm sure that the guilt you feel is far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel remorse for what you have done? Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick."
Ralphie: "Adults love to say things like that. But kids know better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."
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A Christmas Story: guilt.m4r (893 K)
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Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
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