Doug: "Um, listen, doctor, this friesd of mine's been experimenting a little with steroids. And, uh, he's been having a lot of wet dreams. Could there be a connection between those two?"
Dr. Keats: "Douglas, get off the juice. And as far as the nocternal emissions, why don't you take a swim, buy a shirt with no holes, find a beautiful wahine and take her to dinner."
Doug: "I'll tell my friend you said so."