Lucy: "What are you doing?"
Henry: "Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you."
Lucy: "You were going for a feelski."
Henry: "Alright, I'm sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and they're getting blue."
Lucy: "I know. I know. I mean, I really don't know. For me it still fuuls like the first time."
Henry: "Okay, let's average it out then. It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you. That's about our 12th time."
Henry: "No, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date I'm entitled to ulimited boob access."