Cal: "So you're gay now?"
David: "No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate."
Cal: "I think, I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know that this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, 'Oh, you know, I'm kind of going to wanna get back out ther, but I think I like guys.' And then there's the big, 'I'm-I'm-- I'm a gay guy now.'"
David: "You're gay for saying that."